Capt. Herb’s Quick and Easy Foul Weather Tuna
1 can Oregon’s Choice Gourmet Albacore
1 pkg saltine crackers or hard tack of your choice
mayonnaise (optional) to taste
Open can, turn up Victory at Sea CD. Brace yourself in captain’s chair with can between knees. Spread light layer of mayonnaise on crackers. With fork in right hand, crackers in left, fork tuna onto crackers and ingest before falling out of chair. This is one of Capt. Herb’s all time favorite snacks on the boat.